Riding Hood Reinvented

One day Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandmother’s house with her basket filled with wine, cheese and cake. While she was walking through the forest she found some nuts, she picked them up and put them in her back pocket. When she got to her grandmother’s house she found her next to the three pigs trapped in a corner by the big bad wolf! Little Red was afraid and hid behind a tree. The three pigs tackled the big bad wolf while grandma ran away with the three pigs following right behind her. First they ran to the house made of straw, the big bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew the house down. Then they ran to the house made of sticks, and again the big bad wolf blew the house down (like we already know). Then they ran to the house made of bricks where on top of the roof there was a sniper, two M16 and grandma with a rocket launcher. The big bad wolf didn’t dare get close, so he left to put on a disguise. Little Red went searching for her grandmother; meanwhile, a squirrel jumped in the back pocket of Little Red to get the nuts. When Little Red finally found her grandmother, they shot her, because she had a wolf's tail sticking out from behind (which was the squirrel’s tail). Later the wolf came back disguised as Little Red (with his tail well hidden). They let him pass. And the wolf ate them all. And the squirrel ate the nuts!

                                                 And in conclusion
                                                The wolf has finally
                                                   WON!!<b>